Date: 18th March 2010 at 10:19pm
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With Sport Relief taking over the country today, VitalWatford are happy and proud to announce that any Glory Hornet fan getting involved with Radio 5Live`s `Shirt of Hurt` fund raiser should contact us and we will put your plea for donations up on the site.

Dr Watford would have hidden his shame for an hour or so and donned a lurid L***n Town shirt to his lil` bit for charity but wasn`t quite sure that non league sides produced replica shirts these days.

A scruffy little Hatter (they are mad you know) has pointed out that they do in fact produce such pieces of merchandise (hand knitted on demand no doubt) – even in the Blue Square North – but wouldn`t have one to fit Dr Watford`s manly girth…

…to which we say “Nonsense” – We are sure John Hartson wore plenty an XXXL during his time at the Kennel!

So, if you can handle the embarassment of stepping in out in white, orange and blue to raise funds for a few mosquito nets then feel free to get in touch and we`ll push your cause.