Date: 25th October 2007 at 5:38pm
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The VitalWatford boys are pleased as punch to report that Lloyd – Mr Reliable – Doyley remains as the Actim Index Championship`s Best Defender on current form with a score of 182 points.

Whilst we hear he`s been firing blanks in front of goal for his whole career, Doyley has seen instrumental in Watford recording clean sheets in their last 2 outtings against Hull and Coventry respectively and his points count has shot up as a result.

Doyley, who has now gotten rid of the most ludicrous afro we`ve ever seen on a footballer bar Don Goodman, is now 4 points clear of Bristol City`s Jamie McCallister but will have to watch out for fellow horns Jordan Stewart (3rd) and Jay – from the USA – DeMerit in (5th) as The Good Ship Boothroyd backline closes in on Actim world domination.

It`s all good news for Lloyd, who has gone about reclaiming the right back slot with all the vigour of a player who, well, a player who lost his place to Adrian Mariappa actually.

He now looks comfy overlapping down the flank, has struck up a great understanding with winger Tommy Smith and even has a few assists to his name after some quality crosses into the box…

Which all goes to show that Lloyd Doyley is indeed a ‘Football Genius’!