Date: 26th February 2010 at 12:49pm
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After Wayne Bridge’s ‘shock’ announcement that his place in the England squad was “now untenable and potentially divisive” (cos JT didn`t say sorry – ahhhh!) and X-rated Ashley`s broken ankle, here at VitalWatford Towers, we’ve decided there’s only one thing for it

LLOYDINHO FOR ENGLAND

(well, someone had to say it!!!)

Ok, so Mssrs Baines [Everton], Ridgewell [Brum], Warnock [Villa] and even Taylor [Bolton] might have a thing or two to say about it but what harm could there be in promoting Watford`s most unlikely left back as the saviour to all of Fabio Capello`s problems.

A cultured pass & move game, those charges forward, fantastic overlapping ability, unrivalled man marking skills and Lloydy probably doesn`t even know who Vanessa Perroncel is!!!

And, how can we forget, there`s his new found goal scoring record respected across all the leagues?.

Doyley is, of course, the answer!


Sure, X-rated Ashley Cole might well be fit enough for South Africa (if someone nicks his phone) and Capello is still “hopeful that [Bridge] will be with us at the World Cup” but we`d advise Fabio to get himself down to WD18 and see for himself?

?though we`d suggest he leave it this weekend as cult hero Doyley might just get the run around from Newcastle`s Argentinian wideman Jonas Gutierrez – and nobody wants to see that!